Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Top 25 ways you know you're addicted to 24

1.) You start saying "TGIM"
2.) Your computer freezes and you start punching F5+shift+esc.
3.) You say "DAMMIT" in response to "Good Morning"
4.) You answer your phone by announcing your last name
5.) Or if you like Edgar... your FIRST AND LAST name.
6.) You've actually looked up CTU on Monster.com
7.) you shout "its the president" everytime Palmer comes on the Allstate commercials.
8.) you talk about the characters or refer to them as if they were your friends and co-workers...
9.) You have an exam at 3:00 PM, and you say yourself "The following takes place between 3:00 PM and 4:00 PM"
10.) Instead of thanking God for seeing another day, you thank him for another hour
11.) You can't name the members of Congress, but you can name every person who's died on 24
12.) Suddenly your fax-pager-e-mail-camera phone seems puny
13.) It's Monday at 10:15pm, and you're asking "is the next one on yet?"
14.) As your lunch break winds down, you find yourself yelling to your friends "we're running out of time !"
15.) You keep a hacksaw, a bottle of water, and a towel in your car trunk
16.) David Palmer on AllState: Are you in good hands?
You: Yes, Mr. President.
17.) every time you see a Colorado Technical University commercial, you think "Hey, it's CTU!"
18.) You watch American Idol simply to kill time.
19.) You like to run around "beeping" like the ticking clock
20.) Any conversation you have with someone is either whispered or shouted.
21.) you think that President Palmer was the greatest president this country ever had. Then you stop and realize that he isn't real.
22.) You think being nuked, dismembered, shot by your coworkers, or tortured to death is all in a day's work.
23.) A desert drive makes you wonder about the best place to parachute out of an exploding 747, or perhaps the optimum place to deploy a nuclear hot potato.
24.) When you give someone important info over the telphone and end your conversation with "Did you get that"
25.) You pass up on going out on a date on monday night, because you have to see what happens next.

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