A glimpse into the life of a tall & lanky hippy monkey
Welcome to the page. A good place to start for first timers is probrably either the top 5 or the games section. Kick some ass and waste some time at Hippy Monkey.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Thursday, April 12, 2007
R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut & Kilgore Trout
My favorite novelist, the novelist that got me reading, has passed away at the age of 84. His novels always paint a humerous and realistic look at life, love, and social norms. The first Kurt Vonnegut book I read was Welcome to the Monkey House, which is a collection of his short stories. Harrison Bergeron and Welcome to the Monkey House painted such a vivid, freightening picture of the future, and I was hooked ever since. He was a writer, a thinker, and a poet. Even in the introduction of Welcome to the Monkey House he said he smokes because it is the only legal way to slowly commit suicide. I love that line.
Player Piano, God Bless You Mr. Rosewayer, Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle, Welcome to the Monkey House, Timequake and Breakfast of Champions area all great books that knocked me on my ass. Breakfast, Monkey House, and Slaughterhouse-Five in particular blew me away. His last novel, Timequake, was a great book about poor old Kilgore Trout getting sent back ten years from 2001 to 1991. He is forced to live out his life exactly as he did before, but is conscious of having traveled backwards in time. He has to deal with watching himself make all the same bad choices he made over his life, relive all the sadness, and enjoy all the good times.
"Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be."
"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before."
"I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours."
"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center. "
"If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy."
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. "
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."
"It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead."
Kurt Vonnegut heavily impacted my life & he will be loved and missed.
~GT
Monday, April 09, 2007
Long lost cousin!
So I did one of those things where they tell you what you will look like in five years, and damn! Just kidding, this is from some site that shows you your face & your 50% apeman face. Creeeeeepy.Nice weekend, even if real busy & 40 degrees in my house. Stayed up 'till about 5:30 on friday night, and had to get up at the tender time of 7:30 for our training. Shit happens, yo. Training went well, if not really snowy. I slept all day afterwards & spent most of my Easter cleaning & catching up on sleep.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Wow
LONDON - Rolling Stone's guitarist Keith Richards acknowledged that he mixed his father's ashes with cocaine and that "it went down pretty well."
No lovin'
Thai Zoo Turns to Artificial Insemination as Panda Porn Fails
These headlines just keep getting better and better today
Sunny daze
"A spider monkey that escaped from a Mexico City zoo boarded a bus and attacked a passenger."
That's the kind of shit thats so cool, you can't make it up. Sunny daze are here again, it's been great here. Busy busy busy April's gonna suuuuuuck! I've been so busy, it made my jaw drop! (See above) But I can't complain too bad, at least its warming up a bit. Got a training session this weekend, a cleanup next weekend, an Earth Day festival the next weekend (which is cool, sweet hippy bands rockin) and a monitoring day the last weekend. Not to mention the blah Monday-Friday office work & a billion other activities happening on the weekends. (Gun show at the old grade school, seriously)
Still, enjoyin' this Sunshine Daydream.....
Friday, March 16, 2007
Drippy little things, moving along, about a foot above the ground.
Here's my newest work of art. The original can be found two or three pictures back. I don't know why I love doing this so much, but it really cracks me up. This pic was made using paint, the best program ever. Feelin' lazy today man, I really didn't wanna come into work at all today. I didn't even make it here until almost ten! Whatever though, its Friday and I'm feeling blah... It's been raining for three straight days and everything's blah... Nothing else new happenin, just chillin.
Above? You mean ON the ground?
Everything else is coo here. Stayed out a little too late last night, oh well. It was a fun time, I got no real complaints. I've just been chillin, gonna take it easy tonight as tomorrow is a big day. Got some sweet band playing at Marty's, so that will be really cool hopefully. I'm sure it will be. Went to the local wrestling league last night, and it was amazing. It's like "WWF" but with a bunch of really good actors from West Virginia. It was amazing, that's all I have to say. I just want this day to be oooooover, I'm so sick of being at work, all blah. Speaking of work, I'm going to get back to that. I must be a busy bee you see. I'm feeling very strange today, just saying strange things and making weird pictures is amuzing me completely.
Just dripping, behind furniture. Little spring flowers with blue in them might come up first.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Superenvironmentalists unite!
Well, me and four of my friends went and did some monitoring in a highly polluted area. The bad part is that we all look like freaks now. The good part is that we all gained superpowers. One of us can fly, another has super strength, another has x-ray vision, another has invisibility, and I can... make my left foot stretchy. Yea, I kinda got gyped.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Take me home, country roads
Got to go on a four hour hike today for work, I loooove getting paid for that! It was a good day for it, real nice day for it. It was low 50s, sunny & windy. I almost cut out early to go disc golfing, but have to finish up these study designs. Scar Matt sent me this pic of Smatt, and I needed to post it up. MAN I miss pong.~G

