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Stupid Cop



Yay for environmentalism! 



Q How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A None. Hippies don`t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in filthy VW vans.



Heh heh, erected. 


Barely 20 minutes after teeing off, a woman came into the clubhouse, grimacing in pain.
"What happened?" the club pro asked.
"I got stung by a bee," she replied.
"Where?"
"Between the first and second holes."
"Hmmm." the pro murmured. "Sounds like your stance was a little too wide."